panda rants

just me, amanda, 27, born in California, raised in Texas and moved from Vegas to NYC over a year ago... so far so great!

join me in my crazy adventures.... ^_^

oh yeah, and email me if you like. I enjoy meeting new people.

Off to brunch!

Off to brunch!

So apparently on Facebook not liking Neil Young makes me an asshole. Thanks everyone. I didn’t shit my pants when Dino said he hated the Beatles. Get over yourselves.

Crap, Community is funny. Joel, you’re back on my top 10 list of imaginary TV boyfriends.

Crap, Community is funny. Joel, you’re back on my top 10 list of imaginary TV boyfriends.

At the bar

One Neil Young song: Tolerable.

Two Neil Young songs: Really?!

Three Neil Young songs: Aw c’mon man!

1.5 hours of Neil Young: Fucking kill me.

To the bartender at 151: You’re an asshole.

So Wes went to Vegas

Me:
how was it?! Make friends with any strippers?
Wes:
Vegas was as crappy as ever, being on the south side was really shitty, couldn't go anywhere. Did make friends with strippers though, funny enough.
Me:
Strippers are the ONLY people to make friends with in Vegas. They have the best stories and the best hookups at all of the bars. :)
true story.
(via kanyegate)

Tails was a fox!!! And I used to play the shit out of this game at my friend Staci’s house while listening to Bone Thugz & Harmony. 90s FTW.

(via kanyegate)

Tails was a fox!!! And I used to play the shit out of this game at my friend Staci’s house while listening to Bone Thugz & Harmony. 90s FTW.

synecdoche:
did clarissa’s alligator last past one season?

elvis!

synecdoche:

did clarissa’s alligator last past one season?

elvis!

thelonglistofthingsthatsuck:
Two of my favorite things.  My gf made it for me.  Squee.
My college design classes are finally paying off.

thelonglistofthingsthatsuck:

Two of my favorite things.  My gf made it for me.  Squee.

My college design classes are finally paying off.

bowfolk:

becktionary:
(via i-went-into-a-dream)


uhhhh, I want to join this party please.

bowfolk:

becktionary:

(via i-went-into-a-dream)

uhhhh, I want to join this party please.

WHAT KIND OF 7-11 DOESN'T SELL 40s?

synecdoche:

all i wanted today was a brass monkey and now they ruined my entire life.

that’s bullshit. 40s are essential.

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