January 2011
26 posts
I don't know why some of my friends tolerate me.
Jessica: i'm learning about whether or not oceanic animals sink or float when they die. they sink at first and then float. poor dolphins.
me: i think that makes sense. i bet gases build up in their bodies and make them float
Jessica: yup
me: see how much i've learned just from watching too much CSI: Las Vegas!
Jessica: but i'm sure some get eaten
me: mmm poisoned bloat-fish. i bet thats a delicacy in japan.
Jessica: :)
Why do the lighting deals on Amazon always majorly suck? Sometimes the deal of the day is totally worth it, but I have never once clicked on today’s deal and thought: “Oh shit, they could run out of battery operated paint rollers any second!”
overheard in new york
Flamboyant gay man to friend: You can’t sashay in there. There’s no room to sashay at all. —Outside LGBT Community Center, during Fur Ball Overheard by: pandarants
Wednesday Conga Liners
overheardinnewyork
tumblr folks, you'll be the first to know
me: apparently a quote i submitted to overheard in ny is going to be posted today
too bad i can't remember what i sent them
jen: haha orly
me: i think its either something about activia or the fur ball
jen: oh i remember both of those
i hope its the fur ball one
that was funny
Recycling Fairy?
The recycling fairy hasn’t been by my desk in a while. Usually my paper recycling bin magical empties itself every week or so. But it has been piling up lately. Should I leave the fairy a treat? What do recycling fairies like?
not kidding.
Katherine: i dunno, i am in the mood for soup
me: i am in the mood for a coma
Katherine: lol
FINALLY!
I waited till the absolute last minute to book my flight to Austin for SXSW, but it paid off! I used my 30,000+ reward points, and my flight was only $277, non-stop both ways on Jet Blue. Yay!
Here comes trouble!
xoxo,
panda
we are still 5 years old
erica: ewww: "This month’s issue is full of treats for lovers"
me: grossberries!!!
apparently my jokes aren't funny
jen: i get in at 830
me: ok, i guess i should hide the bongs
jen: hahaha
me: and bleach the permanent marker off of lev and butters. i taped sharpies to their feet and told them to play with each other.
jen: asshole