February 2012
10 posts
January 2012
11 posts
“Gods always behave like the people who make them.”
– Zora Neale Hurston (via nevver
)
“Don’t forget to rub one out in the shower, so you don’t get a boner...”
– Me
Things I say to my roommates
December 2011
4 posts
“Thanksgiving leftovers aren’t the only things that get reheated this time of...”
– Tony Perkins, via Family Research Council press release.
Quick note to world: you will not be chided for saying “Merry Christmas.” No, you won’t. You never have been. No, you haven’t. The end. Knock it off.
PS: If occasionally having to hear other viewpoints or share a national holiday with...
November 2011
70 posts
The ambien walrus struck again last night!
Apparently the rule is
If you end things with a guy for someone else, (on good terms!) he then must make it a point to say his new girlfriend’s name AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE whenever you two hang out.
FUCKING QUIT IT! OK, I GUESS I UNDERSTAND, BUT SERIOUSLY, STOP!
panda
Pepper Spray: The Mrs. Dash of crowd control.
A Poem
Sometimes I miss you.
Then I make Butters cuddle with me.
Then she sneezes in my face.
the end
