January 2012
6 posts
“Don’t forget to rub one out in the shower, so you don’t get a boner...”
– Me
Things I say to my roommates
December 2011
4 posts
“Thanksgiving leftovers aren’t the only things that get reheated this time of...”
– Tony Perkins, via Family Research Council press release.
Quick note to world: you will not be chided for saying “Merry Christmas.” No, you won’t. You never have been. No, you haven’t. The end. Knock it off.
PS: If occasionally having to hear other viewpoints or share a national holiday with...
November 2011
70 posts
The ambien walrus struck again last night!
Apparently the rule is
If you end things with a guy for someone else, (on good terms!) he then must make it a point to say his new girlfriend’s name AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE whenever you two hang out.
FUCKING QUIT IT! OK, I GUESS I UNDERSTAND, BUT SERIOUSLY, STOP!
panda
Pepper Spray: The Mrs. Dash of crowd control.
A Poem
Sometimes I miss you.
Then I make Butters cuddle with me.
Then she sneezes in my face.
the end
Untitled
The beginning spills through city veins Into the arteries And under powers poison clouds We move like the shadows Through the alley ways Through nightmares bought and sold as dreams Through barren factories Through boarded schools Through rotting fields Through the burning doors of the past Through imaginations exploding To break the curfews in our minds
Our actions awaken dreams of...
